Ukuxhoma kwe darkie

"Katrina petoza ndicela ushiye istixo sala
room yakho ise back kowenu vha, uSipho
uyeza uzazondithatha and bendithe pha
kowenu kusekhaya, ngoku ndonqena abone
inyani, ndicela usele undiboleka nesasihlangu
sakho sakwaRage esam siphelelwe zi tips
siyangxola xa ndinyathelayo. Ushiye nala
mascara uthi i water proof, nesascarf ndifuna
ugquma ezi love bites zika Scelo entanyen,
ushiye oku kwe R30 for ndingabi
sesosibhanxa singenayo nemali yedrink, plus
nala lip gloss peto!
Undiboleke nokutya ndlela le ndilambe ngayo
uyayaz ba kunjan ekhaya, yona iblukhwe
ndiyibe kweligqwirhakazi lase next door,
ndiyothule kwi line.

Ndifuna ucela noba yiR300 kuSipho
nzawuxoka ndithi ilay-bye yam iyaphelelwa.
Pls tshomi... Ndim Nomagqabi! "

REPLY:
Nomagqabi its me Sipho, uyithumele
emntwini orongo le sms...